Me: You’ve just interrupted me again.
Mum: *Continues speaking.*
Me: You know what? I am fucking sick and tired of not being able to make myself heard in this fucking house.
Mum: …
Me: You piss me off all the fucking time.
Mum: I’m not around enough to ‘piss you off’..
Me: WELL, WHEN YOU’RE HERE, YOU DO.
That’s been a long time coming.
